This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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