i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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I need you to use more vowels.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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