You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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