found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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