Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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