I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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