you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I came so hard my ears popped.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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