And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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