She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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