I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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