I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
How's work?
Spinning.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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