Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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