It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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