at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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