It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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