The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
