Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
Randomize
