Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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