hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Found your dick twin last night
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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