Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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