You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems