We're like a lot better than the average bears
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
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Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?