I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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