i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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