what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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