I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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