guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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