You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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