Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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