I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
false alarm, still single
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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