Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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