Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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