just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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