To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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