I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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