Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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