turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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