Ambien. No doubt about it.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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