who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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