they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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