week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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