why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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