it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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