Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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