So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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