took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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