Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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