Grow some girl-balls and come out already
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You need Xanax blowdarts
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize