I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
