Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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