Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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