Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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