Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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