if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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