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did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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