im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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