scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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